EXPOSED! Amazon is a Shamazon! SHOCKING PROOF REVEALED!
- Bruce Coffman
- Dec 31, 2025
- 3 min read
Updated: Jan 8
And that, C BS, is how you write a captivating headline.
"But Pooh, Amazon always has the best deals."
"But Piglet, you're a brain washed consumer drone idiot."
"Well, that's not very nice, Pooh."
"Well, neither is being a brain washed consumer drone idiot."
See what I did there? Okay, moving right along. There's so much wrong with Amazon and Jeff fucking Bezos I could do a whole series of articles. Just might. But today, boys and girls, let's focus on one of the greatest lies ever told. Amazon always has the best deals. LIE! Much like Walmart's everyday low prices lie, Amazon does not indeed always or even that often have the best deals. Let's explore, shall we. I do all this for free and mostly for fun but tips are always appreciated. Holla! paypal.me/brucecoffman
So, bestie mentioned he really should be drinking more water. I mentioned he should get a knockoff Stanley tumbler much like the one I purchased for around five bucks from Temu well over a year ago that I still use every day that works just as well as the overpriced brand name bullshit. Holla! He looked on his go to, which unfortunately is Amazon, like most folks and found one he liked that he could clip on his belt and carry with him at work for refreshment throughout the day. So, I went to my go to Amazon alternative, Temu and found the 8 dollar Amazon thing for under 3 dollars at guess where. Temu. Give yourself double points if you guessed Temu.
We even discussed that the items are remarkable similar, maybe even the same damn thing. See for yourself.
Amazon's Collapsible Water Bottle, 16oz Portable Reusable Silicone Water Bottle, BPA-Free Leak-Proof Foldable Design with Carabiner, Lightweight Durable for Gym, Travel, Camping, Hiking, Sports
Starting at $7.99 for black only and going up and up and up for pretty colors.
No import charges
Arrives in 1+ BUSINESS DAYS - Local warehouse
Grinkwell 16oz Collapsible Silicone Water Bottle - Portable, Leakproof & Reusable, BPA-Free for Travel, Camping, Hiking & Sports
And, Temu's version available in 5 stunning fashion colors to complement any ensemble each for $2.28 or LESS as of this posting. With 99% positive reviews. I mean, what's the big tough decision here? Keep feeding evil ass Jeff Bezos or feed your own budget?
Even if you don't trust Temu for whatever insane reason, there's no reason to keep fucking with Amazon. You don't think Bezos sold your personal data to China already? Dream on. I do this all the time. I look at something I want, compare prices on Amazon and Temu and so far Temu beats the shit out of Amazon every single time. Plus, I refuse to pay Bezos to keep fucking me. Also, side note, if you cancel a Prime membership or any other subscription service with Amazon, make sure they don't just keep billing you. They've had their asses sued off because they love to do that.
It's long past time we stick it to the oligarchy as hard as they've been sticking it to us. Dropping Amazon is one giant step forward in that battle. Thanks for reading! Be sure to order through my link so I can make a little commission off the big three dolla sale. Holla! If you open a new account with Temu through my link you'll also get some Hella good welcome deals. Just saying. Bonus! Also consider joining the Temu affiliate program. It's free. Like people used to be.
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