COFFMAN & WATSON PUBLISHING CONFIRMS FIRST INTERNATIONAL BOOK SALE
COFFMAN & WATSON
OFFICE OF EXECUTIVE COMMUNICATIONS
A DIVISION OF UNNECESSARILY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
OFFICIAL CORPORATE STATEMENT · NO. 001
COMPANY CONFIRMS FIRST INTERNATIONAL BOOK SALE
By Bruce Coffman & Watson was sold to an international buyer who requests that we respect their privacy at this difficult time. Executive leadership describes development as extraordinarily fabulous.
Coffman & Watson Publishing is pleased to confirm its first international hardcover order, placed September 27, 2026.
The company's Chief Dragon Officer was unavailable for comment, citing unresolved contractual concerns regarding its costume.
Management remains confident that the dragon's participation was essential to the success of the enterprise.
The fabulous illustrated children's book is available exclusively through the Lulu online bookstore and, conveniently can be ordered from this link: The Extraordinarily Fabulous Pillow Fort Castle Project
If you order through this link Coffman & Watson absolutely will make a modest commission. Well, Coffman will. Watson isn't allowed to have bank accounts. Classified. Don't ask.
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