Hot Not Horrible Halloween Costume Ideas

According to Pinterest seach trends and online aggregate data, Catwoman is the number one hottest ladies' Halloween costume for Spooky Season 2025. Why be literal and like everybody else at the big bash? Go subtle and sexy with everything you need to carry off the look from Avon. Yes, Avon.

CathyCat 9 Lives liquid eyeliner. How clever! As well as CathyCat precision point eyeshadow. Wow! Shiny blaack tight leggings, sexy boots, a shimmery black/silver top and/or a zip hoodie for more of the Dark Knight aesthetic. Meow!

You could pick up a simple black mask and cat ear headband nearly anywhere for a little bit of nothing to complete the look if you want to get all Captain Obvious about it. The side benefit to going this way? You have killer clothes and accessories you can wear year round! The shimmer top comes in a 2 pack that is an outstanding value. The lightweight zip hoodie jacket is cute for nearly every season and the leggings could easily go from work to Pilates class. The boots? You just NEED the boots. And that jewelry! Elegant, understated, slammin'! Where can I get all this at great low prices? HERE!

Be a SEXY Wicked Witch of the North, South, East or West!

Wicked Witch of the West comes in a close second in popularity for Halloween costume ideas this year. Wonder why? You could even add the green face paint if you want to punch it up. Maybe green gloves for less mess, too. Oh, and green tights! Sexy touch! Same deal with having awesome stuff to use all year long. Bonus. Double duty is a great idea in economic times such as these. Several pieces are in the Avon CLEARANCE section at steal deal prices. HERE!

Prefer the ease and convenience of a one and done prepackaged approach? I got you with the next few, BOOS!

Malificent! Or to avoid Disney suing my ass off, the Sleeping Spell Queen. How did I do? From my go-to for affordable everything I can't get from indies or Avon, Temu!

It says it includes the dress, headdress and scarf but I bet they have that wicked wand/staff somewhere on the site, too.

Still feeling Wicked? Oh, sue me, Mickey Mouse. Here you go! Princess Aisha from... TEMU again. I'd wear that year round to the Walmart! I'm kiddidng. Maybe...

Guys, stick with me. I'm getting you taken care later in this article/post. Hold your headless horsemen!

Remember when America was a free country with Liberty for all? Back before Dictator Taco? Well... Pay hommage to Lady Liberty, cry a little and rock on. Great for protest events, too! TEMU, of course. Dress not included and that color might not be easy to find but I bet a white toga style would get the point across in a pinch.

Guys, you could not POSSIBLY go wrong with a sexy pirate Halloween Costume. Be still my heart! And you could always swing by and pick me up for an after party you would NOT forget! Damn! Duke Crocker from Haven called...

TEMU again!

If the sword isn't included check Dollar Tree. Seriously.

The classic hot vampire is eternal and always in style, no matter what any trendsetter says. This is freaking awesome and the price, under twenty bucks, cannot be staked through the heart. See what I did there? TEMU, obvs.

Nothing screams I'm too sexy for my shirt, I mean a costume, like this slammin' skull shirt you could wear all year long. It'll be a big hit at the office, I promise. Temu, where I get just about all my clothes when I can afford to splurge. Order a size up. Always.

Cutsie couples costumes make me PUKE, so if you're gonna go cornball, go cornball all the way. Pumpkins! How CUTE! Gag.

Temu got you!

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Go haunt something! Oh and get me an apple while you're bobbing. No, not the poison one. Gurl!