And, conservatives, you can kiss our woke asses. Yet again!
Here's the story, and it's a delicious little story. Bud Light sent a special commemorative can to a trans influencer in honor of her 365th day as a woman. The conservative cult caught wind of this and the "outrage" and calls for "boycotts" followed, as they always do when a company does something they don't agree with. Kid Dumb As a Fucking Rock BOUGHT cans to shoot, just to make an ass of himself and try to grab five more minutes of relevance. Some HATE group BOUGHT pallets of cases of Bud Light just to make asses of themselves in a video with a bulldozer wastefully destroying them. Uhm... Bud Light says thank you for your puchases!
Well, they made a little dent in the Bud Light can, because stock prices for the parent company did dip a bit for a while, which many stock analysts say may have nothing to do with the little "boycotts" anyway. Now, most recently, the stock has.... SURGED!
Conservatives, yet again, your latest little "culture war" has completely fucking backfired in your ignorant, bigoted faces and I love it! I hate beer and will be buying Bud Light just to spite your evil asses.
The only really sad thing is that we are still sitting on our asses and letting these conservative jackasses pass their HATE laws nationwide. We really need to get on that, but for now, drink a toast to WOKE with an ice cold Bud Light!
Read it and celebrate! Go WOKE or go BROKE!
