They Had Uniforms & a Playbook

by Bruce Coffman, the one and only

MAGA had their made in China uniforms and a playbook to rally behind. Cute, catchy, easy to remember slogans to chant at their Klan rallies. They united and kicked our motherfucking asses while we laughed at them and acted like we were superior to them because we refused to show the slightest bit of unity and ever rally behind President Biden or even Vice President Harris when she became our only hope of escaping authoritarian rule.

We suck. It's time to buck the fuck up, UNITE and FIGHT. How fucking hard is this? If the absolute worst, least educated and disgusting in our country can do it, why in the living Hell can't we? My thoughts? Because we simply refuse. We continue thinking that we're somehow superior to them and that by virtue of that everything will eventually just be okay and go our way. Spoiler alert: it absolutely fucking will not.

We need catchy slogans. We need uniforms. We need loud voices online and in public forums in the real world. If we don't do this NOW we're all fucked. Get off those asses.

Oh, you're not done yet. Read THIS ONE, too. Go ahead, you'll feel better.