Michelle Obama is a True American Patriot

by the former Bruce Coffman

This is Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama is a true American Patriot. Michelle Obama will not be attending the Musk Trump coronation/inauguration. Michelle Obama has class, dignity, self respect and loves her country. Others attending that fiasco do not. Mad respect to Michelle Obama for being a decent human and not attending the Musk Trump dumpster fire. Be like Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama is how you do the damn thang. And look at that fucking outfit! Gurl! Fire! Michelle Obama ROCKS! Go, Michelle Obama!

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The fact that Miley talentless Cyrus hasn't called out her daddy Billy Ray talentless Cyrus for performing like a trained monkey at the Musk Trump inauguration/coronation fiasco proves that Miley talentless Cyrus is trash. Pure trash. Miley Curis is TRASH.